Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Who is Melissalam?

ML was off for the weekend and back on 04-08-2008:

** Boys, Girls and Peasantfolk. Lend Me Your Ears.Hope u had a fabulous weekend like me. I'm Back. Now that the article is out, perhaps the more prescient readers

finally know why it took so long. So the peasant Wendy Cheng has refused to settle - The Princess Council, in their infinite mercy, gave her a way out but she refused it.

That ingrate. In Chinese, they have a saying Jing Jiu Bu Chi, Chi Fa Jiu. So The Princess Council has now officially convened a War Council. The peasant Wendy Cheng

and her bunch of hoi polloi will now have the wrath of the gods upon them. Singapore's village newspapers are keeping close track of this saga so I guess just keep

reading my dear boys, girls and peasant folk.p.s. 2 Potters now know who I am as I have responded to them. Crystalling and Purple Turtle. Love ya all.


I believe that was me But people still visit her blog. So who is worse, the blogger or her readers?

By the way, all the STOMPERS got it wrong. There is a real reason why men are so weak for fleshy desires.The woman's vagina is a magic cave. Few people know this

but the exchange of powers and energies in the cosmos depends on our vaginas. Our vaginas are the main conduit by which energy in the material world flows back to

the immaterial world.The men's penis are Dragons. The Dragon has always been a symbol of mystical power because of the Penis. The power of the material world is

embodied in the Dragons.The Dragons must then enter the Caves so power can flow. It is inevitable. It is like a siren song to them, like a fly to the Venus Flytrap. (The

Venus Flytrap is another example of flow of power between a Vagina and the vectors of material power - flies).Thus men, as the carrier of Dragons cannot help but be

seduced by us women, the guardians of the Caves.This is the true reason.I am here to spread the truth.

No idea. I was away. I haven't summoned Dawnie for an audience yet.

So Dawnie can't write, her fans can't read, it's a perfect match. She is merely serving her demographics - so give her a break will u?

I am a Cave Guardian.

U lot are obviously giving her loads of attention. I think the peasants are all her closet fans. Dawn is what you call an aspirational figure - someone you all aspire to be

secretly and get jealous of cos u can't.

My manicurist is here. Gotta go for a couple of hours. C u soon. Tata.

ML came back after 3 hours:

It will all be in the news. I cannot reveal anything that may be sub judice.Hoi polloi - as I keep re-iterating, if u have nothing to fear stand up and make yourself known.

They made a Faustian pact with me. Now they have to live with it.

Fully-functioning adult. That's a good one. Does a fully functioning adult need an IQ of a certain level?

So any other takers? I am in a deal-making mood today. Mintgirl? Gossipgirl? Mad Green Elf? I promise to be more generous than Mephistopheles.

Veritas hid in the well. When people were looking for her, they could not find her. When they saw her, they thought she was someone else.

Is my mind that simple? Yet the truth is even simpler haha.Anyway it doesn't matter. The newspapers will update again end of week. Fun and games have just begun.Oh

and to answer ONE question here that I think is not sub judice, Dawnie can file a lawsuit even if she isn't here. That's the nice thing about beind a princess - we have

minions to do our dirty work
End of Day 16. To be continued........

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Calvin Cheng Is Melissalam

ML started her day on cozycot with this post:

In every country, the royal family's dramatic lives are an escape for the mundane humdrum lives of the masses. We understand our social obligation. We promise you

more melodrama by the end of the week, latest early next week. I have never lied. You just have to trust.

What's all this petty squabbling about? It's not v refined to be calling people dogs.

Does anyone know how stop myself from being logged out automatically without refreshing the page constantly?

Do I have a dyslexic doppelganger?

P/S Bloodrose appeared on cozycot and had a show down with cotters on the same day.

End of day 17. To be continued........
ML is back today with very interesting posts:

** Please be patient. You will get your drama and Wendy will get her just desserts.

** If not Fri maybe over the weekend, I don't want to be accused of being a snake even if I am Medusa.

** Too high-brow, nobody reads it. Too low-brow, u appeal to peasants. Therefore I don't blog. If anyone can convince me otherwise, I will do it.

** Your patience will be rewarded

** Well there is no point stirring up a ruckus if nothing else has happened is there? We are all waiting, including me... It's so boring. I have parcelled out my time to 15

minute periods but time still seems so interminable... YAWN.

** (melissalam, just wondering, do you study law at cambridge? cos you seem kinda knowledgeable in that aspect. other than princesses and whatnot.) No I read SPS.

** I think I need some good sex.

** What's wrong at SPS? But honestly, I should have gone to Oxford to read PPE (like Dawn's big boss)

** It's about quality not quantity. I wish Dawnie would just hurry up. She is running out of time, but she lives on her own time schedule... Don't worry I am hurrying her. The

peasant Wendy Cheng needs to be put in her place. I think I will go for a long vacation if the lawsuit doesn't happen (slim chance though...)

** Well if I can feed Dawnie any new info from the peasant queen and her hoi polloi supporters, I would!

** (Theres always vibrators. Not a great substitute of course, but safer at least. I hope there are no minors here ***.) Nah. It's all cold and hard, or rubbery or plasticky.

Doesn't feel the same...

** Maybe I shld bait some peasants, but I am feeling a bit lackadaisical today...Moreover, there is a rabid Dawn fan doing that job now... and it seems to be working too!

** Maybe Xiaxue should up the ante, post another defamatory article. That should ignite more flames....

** She is listening, we just have to be patient. I think I am bored now... going off to find some excitement. Tata.

ML came back 2 hours later with a happier tune:

** Just had a wonderful massage by an extremely handsome boy Been doing loads of thinking about that one question that Potters keep asking me - about Dawn using

different nicks to attack others. I haven't been avoiding the question, I have merely been taking my time to ponder...Right from the start, Dawn denied it. Yet it is

incontrovertible that the email is hers AND it is also beyond a shadow of a doubt that you need to have Dawn's email password in order to use it to register for a nick. (To

those Dawn fans who refute this, please consult a brain surgeon. He may be able to help. I cannot).Ostensibly, this then leads to the conclusion that it is Dawn that

committed these nefarious deeds.It also leads to another more important conclusion - that Dawn is stupid beyond belief.To those of you here who do not know Dawn,

these are natural conclusions; but I do know Dawn and from a logical point of view, because I cannot accept conclusion number two, I cannot then accept conclusion

number one.Dawn may not be able to write but she is not a retard; I really cannot for the life of me see her using her REAL email to register a nick. Even the dumb

peasants I am sure do not use their real emails to register fake nicks.Therefore, I am left mystified. Dawn denies it is her yet refuses to elaborate. I can only conclude

that it must be someone who has access to her email and password who has been doing this. Someone incredibly dumb and there are lots of these suspects around

Dawn. I must confess I do not know who this is; yet I would like to stand by my position that it is not Dawn herself who did these things.

** It's for regular college, senior year. She transferred her USC credits.

** No. Giving people your email password is the lesser idiocy. I know many close friends, spouses, siblings who share email accounts, or know each other's passwords.

I know my mum's password for example; unfortunately she doesn't have any interesting email to snoop on.

** She wasn't invited to the main party. The velvet bit was not the private session.

** Under quite a few possible scenarios, sharing an email password is not stupid. This is especially since the emails that have been 'found out' are not the emails that

Dawn currently uses with her personal friends. The syntax is also all wrong.Re Court.The peasant Wendy Cheng has happily declared in her blog today that she wants to

ask all sorts of questions in court to embarrass Dawn. She needs to get proper legal advice. Which lawyer worth his salt would allow her to ask all sorts of irrelevant

questions? The statement of claim, if it is made, will be tight, and it will not allow Wendy to ask all sorts of peasant questions.For example, I highly doubt Dawn's lawyers

are going to challenge the generic term 'liar'. In that case, any ONE lie would expose Dawn and WOULD allow the peasant Wendy Cheng to ask all sorts of questions.

However, if ONE particilar alleged lie was focused on, then the peasant Wendy Cheng will be blocked from asking generic questions.The peasant Wendy Cheng should

stop counting her metaphorical chickens, and look after her literal ones.

** I already said she went for PS. It is obvious. But who dares take a bet on which part? The peasant Wendy Cheng got it wrong - that's why she is getting sued. Haha.

** Yes but then I know Dawn personally and no matter how hard I look, she just doesn't seem that retarded to me. So for me, who knows Dawn personally, that she is so

stupid, is a less likely hypothesis than someone else having access to her email.For people who DO NOT know her, I accept the former is probably more acceptable.

** I authorise her. Nobody authorises me. I authorise you too.

** There are a lot of other things that Dawn could sue for - MTV, Tinsel, Mr R - only the peasant Wendy Cheng and her farm supporters could think that pagiarism has

anything to do with these matters. Who told you Dawn would necessarily include PS in her SOC?The peasant Wendy Cheng made so many defamotory remarks in that

insane post of hers it's like a dart board put in front of your nose. Every throw is a bullseye.

** Prove it As in PROVE not curcumstantially. Try really hard. Maybe the Peasant Wendy Cheng can give u some tips.

** I would like to give you a hint. Felicia Chin's Facebook account has over 1000 friends. And it is fake.

** FC's account is fake. Her friends thinking it was her, added her. So her friends were real, including her VJ classmates.

** The best thing the peasant Wendy Cheng can do now is to apologise for the things she should apologise for , for the stuff that she will find hard to prove, or Dawn is

likely to disprove and move on with her life. The next best thing the peasant Wendy Cheng can do is to realise that blogs are not places where you can say things without

consequences.

** (Q: How can Dy prove that what wendy said is wrong? unless she got the contract ready for the court to see, just like she showed to everyone her admission to NYU

on her blog.) Good thinking, Watson!

** (Q: Thank you for clarifying. So you are saying that this DY friendster account is fake?If it is fake, her closest friends would have known and not join the fake account

right? Did you ask her closest friends on this account whether it is a fake DY account?No I am not saying that.) I was answering the hypothetical question of whether it is

possible to set up a fake social networking account and have real friends.

** (Q: hmmm, bored no updates about the case...stupid DY, stop keeping us in suspense!!! if you still got the guts, then sue XX, and not just threaten and do nothing. If

you r scared, then pls say( i know you want it in the newspapers) that you have dropped the charges against XX.) Isn't it obvious what we are waiting for?

ML's sidekick Bloodrose joint the circus. I am not putting down what he wrote on the forum because it's a complete waste of time.

Did anyone notice that as soon as Bloodrose made his appearance on the forum, ML went MIA (missing in action)? Strange enough, as soon as ML came back,

Bloodrose left his last post and disappeared.

After Bloorose left, ML started posting again and announced her own blog:

** (Q: anyone know when DY is due to go to NYU and how long will she study there?) End of August. 1 year.

** This forum is too hard to type on and not appropriate for long posts. Also I get logged out frequently.I have thus started a war blog

http://www.surfbypass.info/index.php?q=aHR0cDovL3RoZWxhZHltZWxpc3NhLmJsb2dzcG90LmNvbS8%3DIf it so takes my fancy, I will also post non war issues.I will

be back to answer questions from time to time but one-liners.Cozycot needs to get better servers if they wanna sell out to SPH eventually

** Dont be silly I dont work for a village newspaper. If I wanted to be a journalist it has to be the Economist and nothing else.

** It's easy to see the real email no?It's not in Dawn's personality to slime people, behind an anonymous nick or in person.

** I have clarified in my blog what I have clarified in my PMs my calling people peasants.

** Why do u doubt my nationality?

** I am a true-pink Singaporean. I will sing Majulah Singapura this Saturday.

** (Q: Maybe she just detests XX to the core? Dongie just came along as a great excuse to slam XX?) The answer to your question is in my latest blog post.

** Read my latest post. Save yourself from Peasanthood.

** I'm a full time professional Princess. What about u.

** No I am single. Looking for a Consort.

** (Q: smart! Melissa, you have managed to hijack an entire thread and got yourself a fan base. well done.If you are a full time princess, does that mean you do not earn

money on your own accord? I am dyslexic. i feel hurt by your comment. I cant help being one!) Ok sorry. U r right. I will change it.

** I doubt I will get much of a fan base. People want pictures not words. They want to scour the internet for pictures of plastic surgeries and handbags, not listen to the

High Priestess of Truth.

** I am bored.

End of Day 18. To be continue...........

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The Reason
from XXvsDY by xxvsdy
Many readers asked me why I have been posting so many entries about Melissalam (ML). This is XX vs DY saga, it has nothing to do with ML. Dear readers, ML could

have everything to do with the saga.

There are probably some clues in this id Ernernhui82. Read the Day 4 of ML entry. ML replied to Ernernhui82 and addressed her as 'ERN HUI'. (ML posted: Ernhui. U r

absolutely right. People get offended when I touch a raw nerve. Driving a BMW 5, assuming you are not spending half ur salary on this monthly, is very well in the middle

class range, maybe even upper middle.)

BMW 5.... ring a bell? Yup, read ML's blog entry title 'The Lady and The Tramp'. The peasant guy named Joe whom she is in love with also drives a BMW.

What else do I know about ML? His favourite colour is Purple. His Favourite Pet is Turtle. He drives a BMW. His favourite cuisine is Korean. His favourite books are The

God Delusion by Richard Dawkins, The Name of The Rose by Umberto Eco, The Lord of The Ring by JRR Tolkein and God is Not Great by Christopher Hitchens.

I really didn't want to put up this entry but thanks to you ML for mentioning me on your blog. I didn't know you are upset with this mere peasant blog written in simple

English. We all know who you are. I started this blog because of the millions of peasants I represent. Now we have found you. Oh.. you may have not read my first entry.

I am repeating it here, "I have started this blog to consolidating all the information I have gathered from all sources about them (XX vs DY). I don't write. I merely gather,

cut and paste all infromation about the saga. So, don't call me a blogger. I am not."

An anon reader has left this comment and I thought it would be interesting for everyone to read it:

Attn XXvsDY blog creator and readers, I would like to solve the case:

1. this 'melissa lam' character has proven to be highly intelligent person and witty to boot. so it is not dawn yang herself.

2. based on certain sexual comments made and despite overtly girly references such as princess and manicures, i am certain 'melissa lam' is a man.

3. 'melissa lam' has been educated in elite institutions and moves around such circles, and so identifies himself as belonging to the elite strata. his style of writing

suggests he was educated in a prestigious british university. he probably read PPE in Oxford.

4. this person is clearly in close communication with dawn yang. he seems to be the strategic advisor for dawn at this point in time. the final giveaway was when he

mentioned dawn reports to him. also, it is highly probable that he was the mastermind or instigator behind the defamatory lawsuit against wendy cheng, and he has

probably sued people before. but this person is not noel.after examining the facts and by the process of elimination, the person can only be someone dawn AND noel

works for. the answer is simple, really. but i am not naming him because he is most likely one of the leading figures in the fashion media and management circles.

once again, i would like to state that i am not pro-dawn or anti-dawn. i am only commenting because this incident has blown up into such ridiculous proportions and i

believe the implications, should the mess develop further, are not beneficial to anyone involved.

neutral party

Thanks for all the comments. We peasants are against THE MANY (ML is a group of people - they call themselves Lords and Princesses).

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Who is Melissalam?

Since I have posted the The Reason, I have received threats, accusations, I have been called names.

ML has written these on his blog:

** I have just come back from Cell Group with the Princess Council. We prayed very hard for salvation for Peasant Queen Wendy Cheng and her peasant followers. We

also prayed that nothing evil befalls the author of XXvsDY and her family for she is clearly a child of Satan.

** Like Ian, I think the the anonymous multitudes are cowards - despicable cowards. The author of the dawnwayang website, theliesofdawnyang, the author of xxvsdy

(allegedly a girl called Stella living in Australia).

** The Lady Melissa is a person of many means and much resources; much has been said of her comtempt for peasants but as the wise understand, this is a mis-

reading. In fact, the Lady Melissa loves fighting for underdogs, the oppressed and the trampled-upon. She is thus dedicating her time and resources to bringing down

the Mother of all Peasants Wendy Cheng (credit here must be given to one of my readers for coining this phrase), the Class Bully, the 'Street Urchin'. She is committed

to ferreting out all the anonymous, self-righteous cowards behind the hate sites, starting with XXvsDY. Australia is but a stone's throw away for the truly connected. When

she ferrets this person out, she will crush her with as much mercy as she has shown Dawn Yang.

** The Princess Serena, who is here with me as I type this, has pointed out to me that there is no point getting upset about the author of the XXvsDY blog. "This Stella

chick is just a mindless dimwit who copies and pastes from Cozycot forums." Point taken.

Why do you think I deserve this? I am just a mere peasant. Perhaps:

1. I hit their raw nerve?

2. I am the victim of Cyberbully? I am using ML's own words here: 'What is happening now is typical bullying behaviour of this sort.'

3. Isn't ML's response exactly the The Cowardice of Mobs behaviors?

4. If we are all not careful, Singapore will very soon see the first blogosphere related murder. (I really can't write. I am using ML's words here, just changing the last word

from suicide to murder.)

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