Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Who is Melissalam?

Morning speech form Princess ML:

** The Princess Council convened and this is our verdict. We are the establishment, and even though Dawn may be our most junior member, we will rally around her. We

cannot allow the peasant-class to win, otherwise the world-order will be usurped. Xiaxue is obviously a heartlander, never lived in the West, but obviously hankers after it.

So she speaks of freedom of speech, rights, blog integrity, speaking up blah blah, 'flaunts her American Boyfriend" etc. Poly graduate, academic failure, yet trying to be

intellectual. If not for her expat boyfriend, she would still be holed up in an HDB flat. Ha.Xiaxue has thus underestimated our resolve to see this through. Our victory is to

be won in the courts of law, not in the courts of rabble opinion. We thus take the same line as the PAP. We don't care if people think it is trivial to sue people to

bankruptcy for defaming us, but we will pursue the truth regardless.Jamesshong, Wazzle, my darlings, hope to see u out tonight at the usual places.Partae!

** Hi I never called all of u peasants. Only people like katkatkat are peasants. And if u still think I am Noel, why dont u call Noel's office and check. haha. Number is on the

internet, u know how to google don't u?

** In that case u r not a peasant. U r too modest Actually u dont need me to update u. Since the village paper has taken such a keen interest in this case, and now even

the village radio , I am sure u will be kept updated constantly.

** Honestly I am very offended to be mistaken for a fat ugly Indian chap. If u can't call me Princess Melissa, you can call me Your Royal Highness.

** Ok. Then I shall be more even-handed. Noel is a nice boy.

** I know of lorry drivers who are in MENSA. Your point is?

** Artspraken my muse has left for 5 days. It's not so fun here anymore. Sigh.

** Yes I am The Many.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Many

** Call my a cynic but like a typical SPG, I reckon she is dating a white guy so she can move out of her HDB flat. I think some of the Potters here dug up evidence of

Dawn having 'true relationships' with blue-blooded boys did they not?

** No I will consider her an underachiever

** Do The Many exist?

** XX has taken down the lawyers letters from Khattar Wong. Looks like she is running scared.

** Wtf do I care whether Noel is fat and ugly? He's not my business. I like Eurasian babies. You?

** Top SG Blogger?! Ha. What standards? I would rather vote Mr. Brown. Does XX have a TV show to call her on? Do people pay XX to appear at events? Dawn has

been on the cover of the 2 major men's magazines. She is a sex symbol. XX is a hobbit.

** THAT and also (being brutally honest here) it's a shortcut to better colleges who may be more competitive if u apply direct. Go to a community college, get the credits,

then transfer.

** I told u XX is running scared. Just look at her blog.

** Dunno about her A level grades.

** If XX were to take off her clothes AND spread her legs, not even Hustler will take her. Maxim and FHM do not just put ANYBODY on their covers.

** Writing for a men's magazine is like winning Miss Personality at a beauty pageant.

** She's running scared.

** XX likes to call herself Princess? That's like a donkey calling itself a thoroughbred horse.

** Those r the contestants. The monthly cover girls are all sex symbols and real celebs. If FHM puts XX on the cover, guys will not buy the mag even if u paid them.

That's why she is soo jealous.

** (Is Dawn Christian or Catholic??) Christian.

** Ok Potters. I am off in 10 minutes. We have to go prepare for the 5 pm interview. So quickly now ask your questions or hold your peace.

** Too busy holidaying. She will update soon.

** Haha. U obviously need to listen to that song Mr. Personality... haha

** Miss Personality can be go work for a call centre. In this world, beautiful women with brians like Dawn make it to the top. Look at the CEO of SembCorp for example.

** I will be at the studio to guide her. Don't worry, our young Dawn will have good mentors to back her up.

** I already offered, was rejected. So sad. Maybe I have to buy over the magazine. Hmmph.

**(Which school has she been accepted at NYU?) I don't know. I didn't ask. What do I care?

** I am The Many. Is Bombastic a bombastic word?

** Many Rafflesians are secretly proud that a geek school like that can produce a FHM AND MAXIM cover girl.

** Even the President has advisors.

** Cambridge isn't a boarding school. Cheltenham was.

** Yes she was too ugly to put on the cover, or anywhere else in the magazine for the matter, so she was asked to write instead. A tiny little column. ST shld stop

juxtaposing XX's pic with pretty Dawn. It's just winning Dawn more supporters ...

** What is Raffles when one can get into Cheltenham. Proletariat school.

** I like the word pastoral. Indeed, there is nothing wrong with being a hobbit if one strives hard to succeed. But some hobbits wanna be elves. That's the problem.

** No Dawn is more like Arwen.

** I love u too babe. But I am off now. Muah.

ML came back to self declare victory after Dawn Yang's radio interview with 98.7fm:

** So we won today This is but the first step, the first battle. We will win this war.

P/S Deliriouschic, Wazzle & Ernernhui82 still MIA (missing in action). They are said to be Dawn's devoted fans but they have not said a word to defend on her

plariagism.

End of Day 6. To be continued......

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